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Video Workout
04:39
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Take a look in the mirror
Step on the scale and it’s not good
Gotta start out working out soon
Eating right doing what I should
Don’t wanna go to to the gym
Too many people staring at me
Instead I can go to my living room
And turn on my PS2 and my TV
Playing dance, dance revolution
Dancing on the arrow pad
Gonna party like it's 2000 and 9
Cuz it’s still the sickest workout I’ve ever had
Gotta drop a few pounds soon
I don’t want none of your birthday cake
Gotta get home so I can workout
To some Justin Timberlake
I’m dancing the night away
Burning hundreds of calories
Time to take a water break
These jumps are hard on my arthritic knees
Playing dance, dance revolution
Dancing on the arrow pad
Gonna party like it's 2000 and 9
Cuz it’s still the sickest workout I’ve ever had
People might laugh when I say
That I work out this way
But I’m not dancing for some Tik Tok Video
I’m do this only for me
Like Yoga and Physical therapy
I’m cutting loose on my plastic dance floor
Playing dance, dance revolution
Dancing on the arrow pad
Gonna party like it's 2000 and 9
Cuz it’s still the sickest workout..
Yep it’s, dance, dance revolution
Dancing on the arrow pad
Gonna party like its 2000 and 9
I don’t care if you think my dancing’s bad
I refuse to believe DDR was just a fad
Cuz I bet your mama’s workout is not this rad!
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Smash
04:38
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Walking I am walking but I don't know just where I am going
Moving I am moving but I don't know just where I"ll be living.
The Feds are chasing me every day
But that's the price you pay for gamma rays.
Trying I am trying to keep my anger in its place
Wanting I am wanting to punch Mr. Magee in his face.
Don't make me angry, because you wouldn't like me when I"m angry!
Now they're coming for me
Guns are pointing at me
Can't stop it anymore
Hulk Smash! Hulk Smash! Hulk Smash! Hulk Smash!
Lying here I"m lying in a ditch with ripped up pants again.
Searching I am searching for an antidote to inject into my veins
Hello Mr. Blue, is there anything you can do to make me Bruce? Just Bruce. And not the Hulk.
Betty, sweet, sweet, Betty
You're the kinda girl that I want to wed
Nervous, I'm so nervous, if we keep on making out you'll soon be dead.
Don't take this as rejection, but a wrist pulse meter is not adequate projection.
Besides, I don't think you could take my Hulk affection.
Baby please don't go! This time I won't say no
Muscles starting to grow,
Hulk Smash! Hulk Smash! Hulk Smash! Hulk Smash!
Lonely, Hulk is lonely
Betty gone away, Hulk sad!
Counseling, gone to Counseling
Gotta find out how to not make Hulk mad!
Relationships are rough
But when the going gets tough you just can't smash!
No smash!
Hulk do Yoga! PILATES!
Counselor say
Smash wall! Smash Bridge! Smash Car! Smash Tank!
Hulk Smash! Hulk Smash! Hulk Smash! Smash!
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Star Sugar
03:03
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Star sugar heart love
You”re the one I've been thinking of
Sugar so very sweet
I would fly to any planet if we could meet!
I saw you on the stage that night You burned just like a meteorite
And all I could think was that I wanted to feel your fire
You eyes hit me like laser beams And just as crazy as it seems
I put my fingers on the screen And I now I know what true love means
So I sent you a message addressed from a secret admirer
And it said oh
Star sugar heart love
You”re the one I've been thinking of
Sugar so very sweet
I would fly to any planet if we could meet!
So I bought ticket to outer space
So we could meet face to face
At the Strawberry Machine Cake concert tonight
I got a ticket with a backstage pass
So I would not have to trespass
To meet you and to shake your hand
And have some cold drinks with the band
And you could sign your picture if that's alright
You could sign it from
Star sugar heart love
You”re the one I've been thinking of
Sugar so very sweet
I would fly to any planet if we could meet!
If I saw you on Aballon, We’d do the robot and have some fun
If I met you on Castrovel, we’d walk in the jungle, and laugh at elves
And at your show at Akiton, I’d start a mosh pit out on the lawn
And on Eox the grateful dead...will hang on every word you said
And in Verces we see the lights...and rock the pact worlds day and night!
And maybe I’ll wander to Triaxus with you
Every day is new with
Star sugar heart love
You”re the one I've been thinking of
Sugar so very sweet
I would fly to any planet if we could meet!
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Luminous
05:19
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Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
Luminous beings are we you must feel the force around you
And I feel the force between us ,Between you, between me
And I feel force the around us and the rock and the tree
Yes even between the land and the ship
Judge me not by my size and well you should not
Judge me not by my size for my ally is the force
And a powerful ally it is
life creates it makes it grow
Its energy surround us…and it binds us
Feel it flow, but remember you must learn control
A Jedi’s strength flows from the force
But beware of the dark side for if you follow that course
Forever will it dominate Your destiny
Forever will it dominate It will consume thee
Just like it Obi Wan's apprentice (and mine)
A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense
A Jedi uses the force never for attack
Excitement, Adventure.. A Jedi Craves not these things
You say he was great warrior, but wars not…make one great
For fear leads to anger…and anger …leads to hate
And hate leads to suffering
When 900 years old you reach look as good you will not
When gone am I you must pass on all I have taught
You say that I ask the impossible
That is why you fail
And you try and you cry and you cry
But that will not avail
Do or do not there is no try
Do or do not there is no try
Do or do not there is no try
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5. |
Down the Well
03:22
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For a single golden coin you can rest in a fancy suite
Or go down in the well for some monsters to defeat
But you better take some coin or some small clothes you can sell
Cuz don’t be thinking Durnan won’t leave you in the well
Hallaster Blackcloak was a terrible arch mage
But the dwarves under the mountain just set him in a rage
So he dug out all their homes for his monsters there to dwell
Now people are just dying to go down in the well
Elminster says that Undermountain can be lots of fun
A famous place to carve out a reputation
But many who check in don’t check out of this hotel
And Faerun’s biggest mass grave is down, down the well
So we lift our glass to the pure, the bold the brave
There’s monsters there to face and maidens there to save
So we raise our cups and we bid a fond farewell
We hope to see ya’ again when you come back from the well
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The day is over, the sun is setting
Our mugs have been filled and our hearts are light.
Some of the faces are so familiar
And all the others will be friends tonight.
And I don’t want this night to end.
I’m not ready to go to sleep
Just one more story or one more song.
A memory I’ll always keep.
As I go walking from fire to fire
There’s always someone to listen to my show
And I notice that when I’m finished
My empty cup gets refilled before I go
And I don’t want this night to end.
I’m not ready to go to sleep
Just one more story or one more song.
A memory I’ll always keep.
The valiant warriors who serve our kingdom
Are talking all about the warriors they’ve slain
Their deeds of honor will make great ballads
And I look forward to hearing them again.
And I don’t want this night to end.
I’m not ready to go to sleep
Just one more story or one more song.
A memory I’ll always keep.
It’s getting late now, I am exhausted
But there’s no way that I’m ready to turn in.
For every moment, this night gets better
And we may never pass this way again.
And I don’t want this night to end.
I’m not ready to go to sleep
Just one more story or one more song.
A memory I’ll always keep.
I just don’t want this night to end
I’m not ready to go to sleep
Just one last story or one last song
A memory I’ll always keep.
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Cool Nerd Mark Tacoma, Washington
I like to write Nerdy songs and play at open mics.
In the past, I've performed with a
band and we played at festivals, nerdy conventions, and craft fairs.
My stage namei, Cool Nerd Mark, describes what my music is all about-.
I hope these songs speak to the cool nerd in you.
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