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The Playtest

by Cool Nerd Mark

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    An eccledtic collection of Nerdy and fun songs!

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When you’re feeling lonely, when your feeling sad When you’ve had about the worst kind of day That you have ever had Just call my number, and you know I’ll come around On the way I’ll stop at The grocery store on your side of town And I’ll buy you ice cream, whenever your feeling blue I’ll get your favorite flavor, And I’m giving it all to you I know what you love And I know I love you And bringing you good ice cream is what I’m gonna do When you have a craving and it’s late at night You should probably wait until tomorrow Because the doctor says it’s right But life is too short And tonight it’s time to celebrate Because with 31 flavors We have so many options for a date And I’ll buy you ice cream Whenever you’re feeling great Let’s get a sweet pint of heaven There's no reason we should wait I know what you love And I know I love you And bringing you good ice cream is what I’m gonna do Let’s go for some Ben and Jerry’s Dairy Queen Breyer’s or Hagan Daas Ice Cream Sonic, Tillamuck Blue Bell Or any kind they sell I’ll buy you ice cream Whenever you need a treat Not every day of course Just whenever you need something sweet I'll buy you some ice cream In perfect amounts I know you can buy your own ice cream But it's the thought that counts I know what you love And I know I love you And sharing good ice cream is what I wanna do And sharing damn good ice cream is what I wanna do And I’ll buy you ice cream, I’ll buy you ice cream. I’ll buy you ice cream, I’ll buy you ice cream Oh, Vanilla Chocolate strawberry Chunky Monkey Chocolate cherry Butter Pecan and Americone dream And Mint chocolate chip ice cream I scream you scream we all scream for Ice Cream!
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Boldy Going 02:55
Space, the final frontier These are the voyages I've been preparing for so many years. Now it's time, all systems are go! The Phoenix is blasting off into space If you could see the loook on my face then you should know. I may be boldly going where no one has gone before. And I"ll be going places no one has ever explored. Is this because I was meant for something more Or is my judgement poor. Well I look to my left and my right Who are these clowns? They seem so square and uptight. But they say that I will be great And if I act now then the Vulcans will see That Humans have reached warp capability! I may be boldly going where no one has gone before. And I"ll be going places no one has ever explored. Is this because I was meant for something more Or will it be a three hour tour (a three hour tour). Don't try to be a great man, just be a man And let history make its own judgements Even though it isn't my best subject I'll do what I can. Well it worked. Now what do I do. I had no plan for after this moment came true. Well I guess I'll live one day at a time. And I"ll go meet aliens at the bar and they will take me away to that wagon train to the stars! I may be boldly going where no one has gone before. And I"ll be going places no one has ever explored. Is this because I was meant for something more Why does it seem that this will be a chore? Will I go down in history and lore? Well I guess I'll open that door. .
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Take a Nap 03:02
I want to take a nap with you On a lazy Sunday afternoon There’s so many fun things we could do And we might do some of those things soon But today, I want to take a nap with you. I want to take you to the beach And dance under the light of the moon There’s so many adventures within our reach And we might do some of those things soon But today, I want to take a nap with you. We could go to the mountain Or the valley below We could go to a farmer’s market But why do we have to have a place to go? When all I really want to do Is simply to Take a nap on the couch with you. I am a simple man You can tell from this simple tune And although I like to make a lot of plans For some fun things that we might do sometime soon But today, I want to take a nap with you We could go to the mountain Or the valley below We could go to an outdoor concert But why do we have to have a place to go? When all I really want to do Is simply to Take a nap on the couch with you. I want to take a nap with you (x6) Written 9/27/2020 by mark Orr creative commons license
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Bombotta Stop (Jenna) Bombotta Stop (Jenna) Why did you attack us? (Conan) Why did you attack us? (Conan) I thought you were gonna hurt the girl (bombotta) Bombotta Stop (Jenna) Bombotta Stop (Jenna) This is the queen’s own guard (Conan) Why did they attack us? (Conan) Not by here order (Bombotta) If Conan will let me ride with him then I will give my life for him. What are we? A Charitable Organization? We're Theives! They thought if they digested me, magic would be in their blood. WHY?
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Bread Dog 02:43
Bread dog He’s a bread dog He eats Bread! He’s a bread Dog! Are the birds eating my bread No it’s a dog instead It’s a bread dog He don’t want dog food He’s a bread eatin’ dude He’s a bread dog So give, give, give him some bread Give give, give him some bread Give, give, give him some bread That’s what you do with a bread dog He’s a bread dog He eats bread! Hes a bread dog He doesn’t want no meat Wonderbread’s his treat He’s a bread dog He’s a really strange hound He eats bread off the ground He’s a bread dog Bread, Bread, Bread, Bread Dog! Bread, Bread, Bread, Bread Dog! If you don’t feed him some bread Pretty soon he’ll be a dead dog. No longer bread dog! Is it good for his coat To put bread down his throat? He won’t leave me alone He doesn’t want a bone He’s a bread dog He’s a, bread dog So give, give, give him some bread! Give, give, give him some bread! Give, give, give him some bread That’s what you do with a bread dog! Something to chew for the bread dog! Don’t ask me who? He’s the bread dog! And now I’m through with this song, bread dog!
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My first album.  I was still trying to figure out how to do this recording thing, so it's not up to the quality of my new album.  Still, It's a lot of fun!

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released August 9, 2021

All songs c 2021 Mark Orr. All rights reserved. IP discussed in lyrics are parodies and have been used in accordiance with 17 USC § 107.

All vocals, guitars, bass, keyboards performed by Mark Orr.

Recorded and mixed by me in my home office/studio on Reaper.

Special Thanks to Guitar Center Tacoma for providing excellent private recording lessons. Thanks Jay!

Robot drums provided by Steven Slate Drums.

Mastered by Robots at eMastered.com

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Cool Nerd Mark Tacoma, Washington

I like to write Nerdy songs and play at open mics.

In the past, I've performed with a band and we played at festivals, nerdy conventions, and craft fairs.

My stage namei, Cool Nerd Mark, describes what my music is all about-.

I hope these songs speak to the cool nerd in you.
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