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Down the Well

from Second Edition by Cool Nerd Mark

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A drinking song first mentioned in City of Speldors by Ed Greenwood for Dungeons and Dragons 2nd edition.

My brothers and I recorded this in seperate parts of the country and brought it all together through the magic of the internet.

lyrics

For a single golden coin you can rest in a fancy suite
Or go down in the well for some monsters to defeat
But you better take some coin or some small clothes you can sell
Cuz don’t be thinking Durnan won’t leave you in the well

Hallaster Blackcloak was a terrible arch mage
But the dwarves under the mountain just set him in a rage
So he dug out all their homes for his monsters there to dwell
Now people are just dying to go down in the well

Elminster says that Undermountain can be lots of fun
A famous place to carve out a reputation
But many who check in don’t check out of this hotel
And Faerun’s biggest mass grave is down, down the well

So we lift our glass to the pure, the bold the brave
There’s monsters there to face and maidens there to save
So we raise our cups and we bid a fond farewell
We hope to see ya’ again when you come back from the well

credits

from Second Edition, released June 28, 2022
Mark Orr-lyrics, vocals,tune,compostion, and all instruments.
MIchael Orr and Jonathan Orr-vocals and hollerin'

Characters mentioned in the song are from the Dungeons and Dragons Setting Forgotten Realms, origionally published by TSR, Inc, and currently held by Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast.

Copyright Disclaimer under Section 107 of the copyright act 1976, allowance is made for fair use for purposes such as criticism, parody comment, news reporting, scholarship, and research.

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Cool Nerd Mark Tacoma, Washington

I like to write Nerdy songs and play at open mics.

In the past, I've performed with a band and we played at festivals, nerdy conventions, and craft fairs.

My stage namei, Cool Nerd Mark, describes what my music is all about-.

I hope these songs speak to the cool nerd in you.
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